Today the 112th Congress was sworn in, an era of “change” is sure to follow. The Republicans rode the wave of high unemployment and what VSPs (Very Serious People) called “fiscal austerity” all the way to the ballot box last November. Today they will begin their new session surely by creating jobs and cutting the national deficit, right?
Well if you call repealing healthcare reform, debating the US Constitution on the House floor and investigating the radicalization of American Muslims job creation and cutting debt, then sure, that’s what they are doing. Oh and while they are at it, they plan on repealing Wall Street Reform, because hey, Wall Street totally didn’t f%ck up the economy, right?
Hey America, I told you so. These next couple of years will certainly tough, I predict a witch hunt that will make the whole Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky/impeachment thing look like just some school yard gossip.
On a kinder note, the 1st Female Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, ended her tenure today (let’s hope for just 2 years.) And she will go down as quite possibly the most effective Speaker of the House in American history, also she’s a snazzy dresser. I salute her and wish her many years of success.

Madam Speaker

